[BOATERS] DESPERATE CRY FOR HELP at the membership table for Kickoff tonight!

[Jenny Lamberski]

So far, I only know of THREE other members that are assisting Tiana
and I at the membership table tonight.  And although we are grateful
for the help so far, it's simply not enough!

However, I know we can, in Tim's words, "Make it work!" (Yeah, Project
Runway fans out there).

See, I've been studying up on H. Ford lately (bah ha), and I'm
formulating a pretty intricate "assembly line" that may make the whole
sign-up process go more smoothly.  However, I desperately need more
help to actually make a LINE because, well, 3-5 people just isn't
enough.  Well, maybe 3 is enough to make a line, if you're talking
about data points in Excel, but certainly not if you're talking about
membershippers at an All Hoofer Kickoff!

Anyway, please, I need your help.  Interested?  (1) Email me, (2) Show
up absolutely no later than 6:30pm to the Memorial Union Great Hall,
(3) Learn how to fill out the membership forms so that you may tell
potential members how to do so (I'll teach you this-- it'll take 2.2
seconds!), (4) Have fun at the membership table tonight with me and
Tiana!

I close this email with one quotation: "Nothing is particularly hard
if you divide it into small jobs." -- Henry Ford.

Thanks, and I hope to hear from you soon,
Jenny